i havent made any really bad decisions lately im getting bored
so about my huge ass dick
i panic a little when i see posts with a lot of notes that i don’t understand
okay but like could you imagine all the muggle born students coming back to hogwarts after summer break and catching up on what movies they saw, what they thought of season finales, what concerts they went to and off to the side the wizard raised kids are staring at them in confusion and suddenly one of them just whispers
"what the fuck is a nickelback"
i wasted my last bagel my life is over
Just get some bread and cut out a circle
i have never been so offended in my entire life