Me: mom, can I have 5 dollars?
Mom: how do you plan to earn it?
if u don’t have a good sense of humour then i’m sorry we can’t be friends
i hate it when u sharpen ur pencil hella sharp and then right when u put pressure on it, it breaks like wtf pencil do ur job
A tattoo with an anchor saying ‘I refuse to sink’
a judgemental person that should respect other peoples choices!!!!!!!!!
A rabbit with bionic legs that has an incredible tolerance for alcohol
A big dad that scares other dads into eating bugs for fun
ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children
coachella aka the annual bindi wearing white girls conference